bryan-braffney:

Carrie could fill a book with pictures of me sleeping at parties #beautysleep #wellrested #whimsy

bryan-braffney:

Carrie could fill a book with pictures of me sleeping at parties #beautysleep #wellrested #whimsy

bryan-braffney:

Cc: itsagoodstory

I need to learn how to make that last face. Will practice at work today.

(Source: aldoushuxleekie)

Tags: broadycity

Accurate.

Accurate.

(Source: blazepress, via zodiacchic)

I sit in a pod with three other people at work and we’ve been making it a habit to hate watch the video for Rude by Magic! every time it comes on (which is a lot). Now we’re getting the rest of the office involved too!

I sit in a pod with three other people at work and we’ve been making it a habit to hate watch the video for Rude by Magic! every time it comes on (which is a lot). Now we’re getting the rest of the office involved too!

Tags: magic rude

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."

— Robin Williams  (via awkwarddly)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via sunflowersandseas)

b3naqua:

Ben Aqua, GOD HATES FACEBOOK, 2014

b3naqua:

Ben Aqua, GOD HATES FACEBOOK, 2014

(via yacht)

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(via sunflowersandseas)

caragh:

I don’t know who this is, but true. 

I agree with all of this

caragh:

I don’t know who this is, but true. 

I agree with all of this

(via everymanhattan)

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"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

"

— Libby Anne (via coachk13)

I also just want to add that if you can’t open jars you can google that too.

(Source: dumbledoresarmy-againstbigotry, via againstsunbeams)

zohbugg:

Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.

(via sammarkumismyhomegirl)

(Source: maddifacee, via kaylesmoothie)