Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.
"I can tell it’s summer because the box fan is out, we’re drinking wine, Under The Dome is on and you’re wearing a Target tank."
— Carrie (via bryan-braffney)
"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"
— THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)
(Source: sarcasmfluently, via againstsunbeams)